New jokes
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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !