New jokes
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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!
I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!