New jokes
-
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !
What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!' 'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'