New jokes
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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!