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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D." "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.