New jokes
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!