New jokes
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!