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Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!