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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.