New jokes
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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto