New jokes
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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.