New jokes
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Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.