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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !