New jokes
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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?