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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!