New jokes
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Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.