New jokes
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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!