New jokes
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!
What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!