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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!