New jokes
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!