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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!