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What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued. "The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him. "Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on. "That would be the usher," Charlie explained. "Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said. "You mean the aisle," Charlie said. "Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued. "Pew," Charlie retorted. "Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.