New jokes
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!