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Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands." The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.
Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!