New jokes
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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?' 'How would I know?' asked Jenny. 'I haven't got any little girls.'
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !