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What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !