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Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.