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What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.
How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast".
Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!