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Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.
What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !