New jokes
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What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !
What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !
When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !
How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !
What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !