New jokes
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Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No".
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.