New jokes
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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How long will a floating point operation float?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?