New jokes
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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.