New jokes
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Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!