New jokes
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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!