New jokes
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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!