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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!
How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.
How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.