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How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.
How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.