New jokes
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What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
What does an educated owl say? Whom.
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?