New jokes
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!