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Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!
What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!