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What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !