New jokes
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !