New jokes
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What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !
What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !
What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !
What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !