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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !
What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !