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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !
What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !