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Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !