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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !