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What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !
What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !