New jokes
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What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !