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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?