New jokes
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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.