New jokes
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Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!