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What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.
Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.