New jokes
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash
Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.
Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)