New jokes
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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.' 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'
Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state!"
When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !
How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !